Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes . . . real bad.

I was hoping to talk Phil Plait into endorsing (he's the only one who could for obvious reasons) this exciting new Nanopathic™ product line. Taking a page from Homeopathy's playbook, it's pure water and pure profit! Okay, there'd be some sugar, flavoring and food coloring, etc., but it'd still be primarily filtered Chinese tap water.

Sadly, I fear that Phil will have too much integrity to go for it, I mean he has his new TV career to think of. Crap! I would have been his partner in the company, so I stood to make a lot of cash from this venture. However, I still think we skeptics can beat the woomeisters at their own game. Somebody's gotta need some extra dough . . .

Orac's More-Rack™Breast Enhancing Salve? Grothe's Growth Elixer NÂș. 7? Maybe there's something I can do with P.Z. Myers' name . . .

6 comments:

  1. Hot damn! We're in the money now for sure!

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  2. PeeZee Myers' olde-fashioned Squid Oil...for what ails ye.

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  3. If you add my new diuretic called Zee, there's a whole new medical market we can tap.

    Plait Tech Tonics, helps you Pee Zee Mores!

    ... okay, I'll get me coat.

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  4. Plait Tech-Tonics... dude, that's freaking awesomely excellent! I'd be willing to consider dumping my ongoing love and endorsement of Red Bull in favour of Mango Macroscope by Plait Tech-Tonics.

    Pure, freaking, genius. (Pay-off line?)

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  5. Brilliant my good sit pure brilliant its time to alert the masses all must enjoy the sciency goodness, also it gives new meaning to "drinking the skeptical koolaid"

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